The Case of the Missing Muse

My muse has up and left me - again. Why? Why must he do this to me every single time - especially when I need him most? So like a man to jump ship in times of trouble! And I've got a deadline day after tomorrow! But does he care? Of course not! Oh, look! 4Gs down the drain! Bye pretty loafers! Bye Happy Feet sandals! Bye Birks that I've been eyeing for over a year now! It was very nice of you to have made yourselves available to me, but as you can see, am a tad - okay, that was understatement - short of cash. Okay, so I've shoes on the brain. Still. This block stinks.