does anyone here know cpr?

Saturday, September 13

Blogger Virgin

my first entry. interesting. i feel as if i should be using terms like "v.g." and "brill", but since i'm neither british nor big on abbreviations, i'll just stick to spelling things out. neither do i have a boss worth shagging - but just between you and me, i hear my old boss is shagging his aging secretary. (yes, i'm not british, but i like how the word "shagging" rolls off my tongue... so, yes, i will be using words like "shagging" and "sodding" and... and... i'll add to the list as i go along...) i will also use ellipses at will - as every writer is prone to do. well, perhaps, not *every* writer. there was j.d. salinger. and e.e. cummings. and i'm rambling. which is why i signed up. i need to ramble. to no one in particular. but since e-mailing myself with my ramblings has proven to be tedious, and highly *cluttersome* to my inbox, i shall try this thing out. i will also make up words as i go along. cluttersome. there's a degree of *cluttery* to that. yay! cluttery! two in a row! i'm on a goddurned roll! now, i shall save this file and see if this actually works. so there.